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jnatale3
09-04-2006, 03:53 PM
:mustang: This is pretty funny (to me anyways). First off, let me clarify that I do not condone IN ANY WAY street racing on the highways. Anyway, I'm sitting at the stoplight on HWY 401 in Garner the other day. I hear what sounded like a weedwacker on steroids pulling up next to me. I look to me left and there is a teenage girl in the passenger seat and her I guess boyfriend in the driver seat of the ever popular "ricer" fully equipped with every sticker on God's green earth. Well as you guessed it, he revved the Honda Civic to about 7K and his woman looked at me and said, " he's gotta turbo, don't even waste your time". Well, I am in fact a police officer and know to ignore these idiots, however, the revving and black smoke got to me. The light turned green and he took off, smoke and all. I gave him about 100 yards, then punched the throttle like Sugar Ray Leonard in a championship bout, I passed them in about 4 seconds, I got to about 65 (in a 55 not too bad for the speeding part). I got to the next red light and I looked at the embarressed pair and said " By the way sweetheart, I gotta Mustang, don't even waste your time." I drove off as she and her man cranked up the stereo and shook their heads. I then went to Wendy's.

The Terminator
09-04-2006, 09:04 PM
Good kill sir! If you can race and you are a police officer, I guess it's open season for dragging.:banana: Just kidding. It's funny how these civics try and try to run with our v8's. I am sure there are some that are fast, but they probably cost more than our stangs anyway. It is your duty as a stang owner to slap down those 4 bangers (as safely as possible). Good job!
:burn:

LoudEnuf
09-04-2006, 09:51 PM
Nothing beats a sweet kill, when they have their girlfriends in the car, nice!:nutkick:

1993LX
09-04-2006, 10:03 PM
LOL.. now that made me laugh there. I had some one try to race me in another 5.0 a few months back. But there was no way i was going to put my baby through that, espcially if i wreck her or get a ticket for racing. But THAT was a good laugh...hahaha

COBRA COMMANDER
09-04-2006, 10:11 PM
Love It!

jnatale3
09-05-2006, 04:52 AM
Yeah, I hated to embarrass the little guy, but I'm not gonna have his "woman" tell me he's gotta turbo and think I give a crap. You have to love it !!!

Paulman
09-05-2006, 05:58 AM
that was a waste of gas

jnatale3
09-05-2006, 06:56 AM
Yeah, on their part, not on mine. That Honda smoked like a house on fire, burned oil and gas. I didn't mind using my little bit of high test 93 to put him in his place. LOL

shawkins
09-05-2006, 08:22 AM
Yeah, on their part, not on mine. That Honda smoked like a house on fire, burned oil and gas. I didn't mind using my little bit of high test 93 to put him in his place. LOL

Don't forget stickers add 3-5 HP each. Good Work!

mustang1369
09-05-2006, 08:39 AM
Awsome... I hate those clowns

jnatale3
09-05-2006, 09:57 AM
With all the stickers he had, he was probably pushing 500hp if they are 3-5hp a piece!

68Coupe
09-06-2006, 02:42 PM
That's great. I had to send this to my son who is off to college with his Acura GSR. He keeps telling everyone that he beat me when he was home for the summer. He couldn't catch up until "Mom" started yelling at me from the passenger seat.

jnatale3
09-06-2006, 04:21 PM
Yeah, send it to him, maybe arrange a race in front of his friends. Set the record straight. LOL :)

ultrablue
09-08-2006, 05:18 PM
:mustang: This is pretty funny (to me anyways). First off, let me clarify that I do not condone IN ANY WAY street racing on the highways. Anyway, I'm sitting at the stoplight on HWY 401 in Garner the other day. I hear what sounded like a weedwacker on steroids pulling up next to me. I look to me left and there is a teenage girl in the passenger seat and her I guess boyfriend in the driver seat of the ever popular "ricer" fully equipped with every sticker on God's green earth. Well as you guessed it, he revved the Honda Civic to about 7K and his woman looked at me and said, " he's gotta turbo, don't even waste your time". Well, I am in fact a police officer and know to ignore these idiots, however, the revving and black smoke got to me. The light turned green and he took off, smoke and all. I gave him about 100 yards, then punched the throttle like Sugar Ray Leonard in a championship bout, I passed them in about 4 seconds, I got to about 65 (in a 55 not too bad for the speeding part). I got to the next red light and I looked at the embarressed pair and said " By the way sweetheart, I gotta Mustang, don't even waste your time." I drove off as she and her man cranked up the stereo and shook their heads. I then went to Wendy's.

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Good luck on your street racing lol


norman:mustang:

LoudEnuf
09-08-2006, 06:20 PM
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COBRA COMMANDER
09-08-2006, 07:13 PM
Too late George, I read that!!

Norman, I think you are really taking this thread too personal.